Bengal's worsening work culture got highlighted during cyclone Fani mania on 2019-05-03

There's been a #TsunamiOfDevelopment   (unnayan'er joar) blowing over Bengal only on the 'inspiration' (anuprerona) of 'HER Highness', a self proclaimed #SymbolOfIntegrity ever since mid-2011.

On Friday, 2019-05-03, anticipating Cyclone Fani, SHE wanted all her asses (aam citizens) to take a chill pill and remain at home so that she and her rubber chappal licking Generals can do some more hurried 'unnayan' (development) for self 😠

At 5pm, locations like Park Circus, EM Bypass, Beliaghata Main Road wore a deserted look. Not a single policeman was visible.

At 9.00pm, although hardly drizzling, I took out my 27 yrs old vintage workhorse on two small wheels for a repeat recce of 'work culture' in my already wasted state, presently governed by an aspirational PM. 

Findings: There were'nt a single shop open in the busiest parts of Beliaghata Main Road and not a single bus, cab or rogue autos on the road. 

There were only a handful of 'loafers' like me clicking photos on the road.

I even overheard a few shop helps huddled together in a dark corner and predicting if #Fani has crossed Digha or Tamluk or Kolaghat. I almost choked when another claimed that the cyclone is heading towards Kolkata from Siliguri, while another said that the Hooghly River might inundate 1 or 2 floors of Nabanna 😠
Those guys were a shade more literate than the QUEEN herself.

I rode a bit further and was stuck by scores of two-wheelers parked on the wide bridge over the smelling canal heading towards Bypass Dhaba. HER dearest 'unnayan vahini' (troublemakers), the recipients of her doles cumulatively running into thousands of crores of rupees (akin to RaGa's Nyay) had haphazardly queued up to buy IMFL and 'bottled and branded  bangla' (country liquor) for the nightlong party to get blown away under the influence of alcohol. Even at the time of reporting well past midnight, it appears that even Cyclone Fani doesn't want to lock horns with HER to get dirty!

I am exhaling fire seeing the awesome 'work culture' in my Wasted Bengal superficially painted blue and white 😈

Don't want Modi or BJP back? The sickular #HateModiBrigade should bookmark my boring monologue and match my words with what to expect in India if Modi doesn't return on 2019-05-23.

Bharat Mata Ki Jai!

Stay safe during cyclone 'Fani' on May 3 and 4, 2019

Phoni babu (in WB, OD), alias Foni gaaru (in AP), alias Mr. Phoney (in TN) have secured themselves well.
What about you?
Take care.
Don't repent later.
Don't tell me that I didn't warn you about cyclone 'Fani' about to hit the coasts of WB, OD, AP, TN on 3rd/ 4th May 2019.